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εïз☆♡*´¯`*·.¸¸ஐღώεℓсσмε тσ мў ώσяℓδღஐ¸¸.·*´¯`*♡☆εïз¸¸.·*ღ♥´¯`*·.¸¸♥ღ°Å*·..·°N*·..·°Ġ*·..·°Ė*·..·°Ł° ღ♥¸¸.·*´¯`♥ღ*·.¸¸ 4月2日 Girly?I am 62% girly
[x (I only my toenails, I always have acrylics on my finger nails] my fingernails/toenails are almost always painted [x] during the summer pretty much the only shoes i wear are flip flops [x] my favorite toy as a child were barbies [x] my favorite color is pink or purple [x] i did Gymnastics [x] i love skirts [ ] hollister is my favorite place to shop [x] tight jeans are the only jeans i'll wear [x] i love chocolate [ ] i've never had a real job TOTAL: 8 [x] my hair is straightened [x] i have at least 8 myspace pictures [x] i usually go shopping once a week [x] i love to hang out at the mall with friends [x] i have a real diamond ring or diamond necklace [x] i've gone to a tanning salon [x] ive gone to the beach to tan - not to swim [x] i have at least 10 pairs of shoes [x] i watch either the OC or Laguna Beach [x] i change my icon weekly [ ] i wear a shower cap TOTAL: 10 [ ] would NEVER step foot into Hot Topic [x] my cell phone might as well become a part of me [x] i wear mascara everyday [x] i've been or am on a diet [ ] bathing suits are adorable [ ] i dont know the difference between a sheep and a goat. [x] big sunglasses are hott [x] i have gotten my nails done [x] i own over 10 purses [ ] MTV is my one of my favorite channels TOTAL: 6 [ ] all i want to do at sleepovers is talk about boys [ ] i love to have other girls do my hair [x] i give and receive hugs from all my friends [x] i hate bugs, snakes, lizards, spiders [ ] carnivals are so fun!! [x] summer is THE best season [x] my swimsuit has 2 pieces [ ] im waiting for my knight in shining armor [ ] musicians are so hot [ ] you write me a poem and tell me im beautiful and im all yours TOTAL: 4 [x] i am self-conscious. [x] i cry often [ ] my car smells like vanilla [x] my dishes get washed more then once a week [x] i dont do sports [x] i HATE to run [x] i squeal when i am surprised or angry [ ] i eat fruit as a snack [ ] i love romance novels [ ] Drew Barrymore is so cute TOTAL: 6 [ ] i dance a lot. [x] i usually spend over an hour to get ready to leave my house [x] i only have like 5 billion hair products [x] i love to get dressed up. [x] every part of my outfit needs to match [x] i talk on the phone at least once a day to a few of my friends [ ] i would love to have a photo shoot of myself [x] price on clothes hardly matters [ ] i apply lip gloss 50 times a day [ ] it would be so cool to be a model TOTAL: 6 [ ] i wish i could meet Paris Hilton [x] i have been something that was semi slutty on halloween [x] i own Uggs [ ] Hip Hop is the best music [ ] i pop my collar [x] i like to be the center of attention [x] guys with Mohawks are crazy [ ] horses are beautiful [x] i'd rather not pay attention in school [x] cats are adorable TOTAL: 6 [ ] i write my own music [x] i would love to visit Hawaii [ ] Valentine's day is so cute! [x] white is better then black [x] i wouln't be caught dead in all black [x] my closet is STOCK FULL of clothes [x] i hate the grunge look of a beard [x] i love to read gossip magazines TOTAL: 6 [x] i love to gossip only true good kind [ ] I had Lisa Frank folders, posters as a kid [ ] i love Celine dion [x] My bubble baths are 2 hr long [ ] my wedding only needs a groom because it's already planned [ ] my friends and i are in a strict group. we mostly only hang out with each other [ ] i like kids [x ] diet drinks are the best [ ] im all about being vegetarian [ ] i refuse to eat at McDonalds TOTAL: 3 [ ] i check my myspace everyday. [ ] i LOVE life! [x] i have a lot of jewlery [x] claires has cheap jewlery [x] my screen names have x's in them [x] either one of my myspace names has/had <3/'s in them [x] i would never want to be the opposite sex [x] it's not what he/she said it's the way he/she said it [x] i have more than 3 pillows on my bed TOTAL: 7 ADD UP ALL OF THE TOTALS AND REPOST WITH I AM __ PERCENT GIRLY 5月10日 ......Heya I havent been on here in ages. I got another new kitten his really small and fluffy :p
and really cute..
i dunt no what to write really. i got drivin lessons now, a house thats half mine (share with sum1) and im really tired :( 8月26日 Lost Heart
ι ѕєєм тσ нανє α ρяσвℓєм ι тнιик ι'νє ℓσѕт му нєαят ι ¢αи'т fιи∂ ιт αиуωнєяє ιт'ѕ ℓιкє ι'м ѕєαя¢нιиg тняσυgн тнє ∂αяк ι ωαѕ вєgιииιиg тσ ραиι¢ ωσи∂єяιиg ωнαт тσ ∂σ тнєи ι яємємвєя
fяιєи∂ѕ αяє ℓιкє ¢σи∂σмѕ,
тнєу αℓωαуѕ ρяσтє¢т уσυ ωнєи тнιиgѕ gєт нαя∂
Girls
are like apples
on trees. The best ones
are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
they way
to the top
of the tree.
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Even if you have already u can stil give me more 8月21日 Brighton!! Brighton!
Omg Brighton was so ace!! Went there today with Stef, Lexi,Amiee and Harriet was really gud. had to get up at like 5 in the mornin tho and get to the train st for about 9am! took like 2 and a half hours to get there tho! Got there and went down to the beach. The beach was all pebbles tho so that sucked. Should have been sand there!  Brighton Pier!! Went onto Brighton Pier loads of rides and stuff they was ded good. went on the rollercoaster that goes upside down with Stef we screamed are fkin heads off and then is stopped it was like 30 seconds long the whole ride! Then went on the Waltzers and complained that it wasent goin fast enuf, so it went faster and then I was very nearly sick lol went on this other ride cant remember its name but that was ded good aswell. and the Pier sort of goes out over the sea so it propper kool. Also its ded nice up there. Took a few pics but not many. Dident have many pics left on me camera.  Went shopping! Went shoppin well not exactly shoppin cos we dident buy anythin but we went around all the shops. Then went to Pizza Hut with Stef and Amiee, Harriet and Lexi all went home. But me and Stef couldent be both really so we stayed bit later there  Train ride to Kings Cross Station! Lol the train ride from Brighton was really weird but funny. These 2 really pervy guys came and sat opposite me and Stef and they spoke english but also spoke sum other language aswell. They kept lookin at our legs and takin pics of us on their fones! And I took me shoes off and they had this big convo between themselves about my feet and asked to take a pic. I were like WTF?! and they were tryna look up are skirts and stuff then I started sayin there was a bomb on the train and they turn round and told me to shut up! Was funny as fk if u was there they was gettin so pist off with us lol  Londan! Then we walked round Londan for a bit just outside Kings Cross. Dident do much apart from be on a massive high!  On way home on the train! Had my mp3 player on and sung all the way back evry1 was so pist off with us by the time we got to Sandy. Was well funny tho and went on about bombs all the way back to everyone. then walked in the dark down aload of dark alleys and stuff and came in lol.  8月1日 Gals poem
.x.A Girls Prayer.x. Lord, before i lay down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome smart and strong, One who's willy's thick and long, One who thinks before he speaks, When promises to call, wont wait for weeks, I pray that he is gainfully employed, And when i spend his cash, wont be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens the door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind, Knows just what to say, when i ask "How bigs my behind!?" One who'll make love till my bodys a twitchin, In the hall, the loo, garden and kitchen! I pray that this man will love me no end, And never attempt to shag my best friend. And as i kneel and pray by my bed, I look at the dickhead you sent me instead. Amen.
.x. A Boys Prayer.x. Lord, I pray for a girl with nice tits. Amen. A touching love story that will make u cry"
10th Grade:- As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called ‘best friend’. I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn’t notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before. I handed them to her.She said ‘thanks’ and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why. 11th grade:- The phone rang. On the other end,it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn’t want to be alone, So I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at hersoft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips,she decided to go home.She looked at me, said ‘thanks’ and gave me a kiss on the cheek..I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why. Senior year:- One fine day she walked to my locker. "My date is sick" she said,"hes not gonna go" well, I didn’t have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as ‘best friends’. So we did. That night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step. I stared at her as She smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. Then she said- "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why. Graduation:- A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine-but she didn’t notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home,she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said- ‘you’re my best friend, thanks’ and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why. Marriage:- Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn’t see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said ‘you came !’. She said ‘thanks’ and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love her but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why.Death:- Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my ‘best friend’. At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years.This is what it read: ‘I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn’t notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don’t want to be just friends, I love him but I’m just too shy, and I don’t know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me ! .........’I wish I did too...’ I thought to my self, and I cried Have Faith
 Have faith in your dreams and someday
Your rainbow will come shinning through No matter how your heart is grieving If you keep on believing The dreams that you wish will come true Everyone needs to dream!
go on make a wish and your dreams
may come true!
7月30日 Talking about Special Message
Thanks
 тнαикѕ ...  тнαикѕ тσ тнσѕє ωнσ нαтє∂ мє, уσυ мα∂є мє α ѕтяσиgєя ρєяѕσи. тнαикѕ тσ тнσѕє ωнσ ℓσνє∂ мє, уσυ мα∂є му нєαят gяσω fσи∂єя. тнαикѕ тσ тнσѕє ωнσ єиνιє∂ мє, уσυ мα∂є му ѕєℓf-єѕтєєм gяσω ѕтяσиgєя. тнαикѕ тσ тнσѕє ωнσ ¢αяє∂, уσυ мα∂є мє fєєℓ ιмρσятαит. тнαикѕ тσ тнσѕє ωнσ єитєяє∂ му ℓιfє, уσυ мα∂є мє ωнσ ι αм тσ∂αу. тнαикѕ тσ тнσѕє ωнσ ℓєfт, уσυ ѕнσωє∂ мє тнαт иσтнιиg ℓαѕтѕ fσяєνєя. тнαикѕ тσ тнσѕє ωнσ ѕтαує∂, уσυ ѕнσωє∂ мє тнє тяυє meaning of "friendship"
7月21日 ..heya at tims again not long got in from work so just chattin. aaw peoples in london feel dead bad for ya all hope ur all ok :( dont really know what to write not been up to much apart from workin all the time bubbi xxx    --------
7月11日 elooo
heya dunno what to write well im at tims at mo, have a new job been out swimmin in the sea went down laxey peir jumpin yesterday and sunbathein all weekend. been out with mates. met this really fit guy called steevie today i went to get a drink in this retaurant and sum guy goes "u have areally beautiful blue eyes" then he asked me to come and sit with him so i did and omg he is so fit but his on holiday over here from texas, he got here today but is goin on sunday but his so fit. hope evry1 is havin fun on the army trip and hope evry1 is havin fun doin work experience. im workin at cjs hair factory in willaston dont start until 2moz tho. stef thanx for ur comment thing on ur space i miss u loads and love u so much xx
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7月4日 ellooooheya havent been on here in ages, anyways back in iom at tims at mo got a new job workin in sulby glen pub anyways bye xx  -----------
6月16日 What people think of me
Yes or no? (y) - yes (n) - no (y ) smoked a cigarette(n) smoked a cigar (y) smoked anything else (n) made out with a member of the same sex (n) crashed a friend's car (y) been in love (y) been dumped (n) been fired (y) snuck out of parent's house (y) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back (y) been arrested (y) made out with a stranger (n) gone on a blind date (n) had a crush on a teacher (y) skipped school (n) slept with a co-worker (y) seen someone die (y) been too drunk u cant remember wat u dun the nyt be4 (n) been to Canada (n) been to Mexico (y) been on a plane (y) thrown up in a bar (n) eaten Sushi (n) been snowboarding (n) been moshing at a concert (n) been in an abusive relationship (y) taken painkillers (y) love someone right now (y) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by (y) made a snow angel (lmao) had a tea party (y) flown a kite (y) built a sand castle (y) gone puddle jumping (n) played dress up.. (n) jumped into a pile of leaves (y) gone sledging (y) been lonely (y) fallen asleep at work/school (n) used a fake ID (y) watched the sun rise (y) felt an earthquake (n) touched a snake (y) been tickled (y) been robbed (n) robbed someone (y) been misunderstood (y) pet a reindeer/goat (y) won a contest (y) been suspended from school (y) had detention (y) been in a car accident (n) had braces (n) eaten a whole pint of ice-cream in one night (y) had deja vu (n) danced in the moonlight (y) hated the way you look (y) witnessed a crime (n) pole danced (y) questioned your heart (n) been obsessed with post-it notes (n) squished barefoot through the mud (y) been lost (y) been to the opposite side of the country (y) swam in the ocean (y) felt like dying (y) cried yourself to sleep (y) played cops and robbers (n) recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers (y) sung karaoke (y) paid for a meal with only coins (Y) done something you told yourself you wouldn't (y) made prank phone calls (n) caught a snowflake on your tongue (y) kissed in the rain (y in primary skool) written a letter to Santa Claus (n) been kissed under a mistletoe (n) watched the sun rise with someone you care about (y) blown bubbles (n) made a bonfire on the beach (y) crashed a party (y) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people (y) gone rollerskating/blading (n) had a wish come true  (n) humped a monkey (WTF) (y) worn pearls (n) jumped off a bridge (y) screamed "penis" in class (n) ate dog food (y) told a complete stranger you loved them (n) sang in the shower (n) fucked in a park (n) fucked in the bathoom (y) had a dream that you married someone (y) glued your hand to something (n) got your tongue stuck to a pole (n) kissed a fish (n) worn the opposite sexes clothes (y) been a cheerleader (y) sat on a roof top (y) screamed at the top of your lungs (n) done a one-handed cartwheel (y) talked on the phone for more than 6 hours (y) stayed up all night (n) didnt take a shower for a week (n) pick and ate an apple right off the tree (y) climbed a tree (y) had a tree house (n) are scared to watch scary movies alone (y) believe in ghosts (y) have more then 30 pairs of shoes (y) worna reallyugly outfit to school(all the time its called skool uniform) (n) gone streaking (n) played ding-dong-ditch (wot?) (n) played chicken fight huh? (y) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on (y) been told you're hot by a complete stranger (y) broken a bone (y) been easily amused (n) caught a fish then ate it (n) caught a butterfly (y) laughed so hard you cried (n) cried so hard you laughed (y) had someone moon/flash you (n) cheated on a test (y) forgotten someone's name (n) slept naked (n) French braided someones hair (n) gone skinny dippin in a pool (y) been kicked out of your house What stef thinks of me Fill this out about me!!! **BUT FIRST** Send a blank copy to all of your friends so they can fill it out about you! Got it? BE HONEST! **YES or NO** Am i:- Pretty?: yep Kind?: hmmm yep lol cept wid R***E (i took the name out cos dont think ya should know hu were on about) bt hu likes her neway lol Helpful? hmm yeh sumtimes Sweet?: yep Immature?: hmmm well we av our times bt dey r funny Fun?: yep deff!!! Stupid?: nope A Slut?: no Sexy? totally Mean?: yep lol jk its bout dat whole R***E ting bt we all are lolz Confusing?: not reli Loving?: yep Funny?: yep Hyper?: sumtimes Mature?: sumtimes Fuckable?: hell yea lmao A friend?: yep deff More than a friend?: yep deff ur me best m8!! and we r gettin married after all lol Ugly?: nope Sensitive?: yeh Thoughtful?: yep sumtimes *~*~*~*(OPPOSITE SEX ONLY)*~*~*~* >> >> >> *Would you??* Go out with me?: dunno if im menta do dis cos i aint a guy bt i will Kiss me?: totally loland other tings? hmmm ov Have sex with me?: o yea baby lol Marry me? yep deff Live with me? deff Talk about me in a bad way?: no way! ******~~~~~****If You Could?*****~~~~**** Give me a new name what would it be?: um barbie lolz Tell me something what would it be?: um i love u lol Do one thing with me? oooo dodgy lol go shoppin *_*_*_*What Would You Do?*_*_*_* If i came into your room right now?: b like heyas n hug ya den slag ppl off lol If i said give me a question you wanted me to answer/what would it be? um i av no idea If i was upset?: hug u n talk n try n make ya laugh n make ya feel betta n den go shoppin n blow our paretns credit cards!! $$$$$__Almost Done!__$$$$$ **How much do you know about me?** When is my birthday?: 10th october Who is my best friend?: um me i hope and sum other ppl i dont no lol What colour is my hair?: blonde What colour are my eyes?: blue Who do I fancy? chris i think __£££Last Section Now!!!£££__ Have you /or do you. dream about me?: yeh all de time lolz not dirty ov Is there any song that reminds you of me/if so what?: um o yea she will be loved by marroon 5 cos last song u n danie listened 2 lol n me Where did we meet?: um scool lolz yr 9 Do you regret meeting me?: no way! Do you love me?: yes!!! Any last words?: um i love u and miss u and ...... What Reese thinks of me *Would you??* Go out with me?: to rite Kiss me?: ye a lot Have sex with me?: to rite over and over again Marry me? yep deff Live with me? deff Talk about me in a bad way?: no way! ******~~~~~****If You Could?*****~~~~**** Give me a new name what would it be?: sex god Tell me something what would it be?: um i love u Do one thing with me? oooo dodgy *_*_*_*What Would You Do?*_*_*_* If i came into your room right now?: get u on da bed If i said give me a question you wanted me to answer/ go with me If i was upset?: hug u n talk n try n make ya laugh $$$$$__Almost Done!__$$$$$ **How much do you know about me?** When is my birthday?: 10th october Who is my best friend?: um me lol What colour is my hair?: blonde What colour are my eyes?: blue Who do I fancy? this guy __£££Last Section Now!!!£££__ Have you /or do you. dream about me?: yeh all de time lolz not dirty ov Is there any song that reminds you of me/if so what?: um o yea she will be loved by marroon 5 cos last song u n danie listened 2 lol n me Where did we meet?: msn Do you regret meeting me?: no way! Do you love me?: yes!!! Any last words?: um i love u and miss u and ...... Pretty?: very Kind?: yes Helpful?yes Sweet?: yes Immature?: no Fun?:yes Stupid?:no A Slut?:nah Sexy? very Mean?:could be Confusing?:sometimes Loving?:yes Funny?:yes Hyper?:very Mature?:nope Fuckable?:yes very much so A friend?:oh yes More than a friend?:i think so Ugly?:no Sensitive?:no Thoughtful?:yes *~*~*~*(OPPOSITE SEX ONLY)*~*~*~* >> >> >> *Would you??* Go out with me?:to rite Kiss me?:of course and other tings Have sex with me?:do av to ask this oh YES to rite Marry me? yes and have babies and have a good life family Live with me? yes Talk about me in a bad way?:no ******~~~~~****If You Could?*****~~~~***** Give me a new name what would it be?:sexy beast Tell me something what would it be?:i love so much i dont no how to prove it Do one thing with me? take u out on a date *_*_*_*What Would You Do?*_*_*_* If i came into your room right now?: get u on da bed If i said give me a question you wanted me to answer/what would it be? yes i will go out with u If i was upset?:whats the matter babe $$$$$__Almost Done!__$$$$$ **How much do you know about me?** When is my birthday?: november i think Who is my best friend?: dont know What colour is my hair?:blonde What colour are my eyes?:blue Who do I fancy? me hope fully __£££Last Section Now!!!£££__ Have you /or do you. dream about me?: all time Is there any song that reminds you of me/if so what?: sex pistols Where did we meet?:msn Do you regret meeting me?:no i dont Do you love me?:yes more than any one Any last words?:will u go out with me love reece what Docks thinks about me Pretty?: very hi dannielle Mean?:could be Confusing?:sometimes Loving?:can be Funny?:can be Hyper?:very Mature?:nope Fuckable?:yes very much so A friend?:oh yes More than a friend?:i think so Ugly?:no Sensitive?:no Thoughtful?:no > > > *~*~*~*(OPPOSITE SEX ONLY)*~*~*~* >> >> >> > *Would you??* Go out with me?:oh yes ive been asking that 2 u for ages Kiss me?:of course and other tings?oh yes like give me head Have sex with me?:do av to ask this oh YES Marry me? yes and have babies and have a good life Live with me? yes Talk about me in a bad way?:no > ******~~~~~****If You Could?*****~~~~***** > Give me a new name what would it be?:ill keep the same name Tell me something what would it be?:i love so much i dont no how to prove it Do one thing with me? take u out on a date > *_*_*_*What Would You Do?*_*_*_* > If i came into your room right now?: stop wanking If i said give me a question you wanted me to answer/what would it be? yes i will go out with u > If i was upset?:whats the matter sugar > $$$$$__Almost Done!__$$$$$ >**How much do you know about me?** When is my birthday?: november i think Who is my best friend?:me and stef What colour is my hair?:blonde What colour are my eyes?:blue Who do I fancy? me hope fully > __£££Last Section Now!!!£££__ Have you /or do you. dream about me?:you hanging around with me Is there any song that reminds you of me/if so what?:red hot chilly peppers Where did we meet?:in the history lesson rubbing legs Do you regret meeting me?:no i dont Do you love me?:yes more than any one Any last words?:will u go out with me love matthew dockerill 6月14日 Condoms
CoNdOmS.... Sainsbury's flavoured condoms ~ making life taste better
Tesco's condoms ~ every little helps
Nike condoms ~ just do it
Peugeot condoms ~ the ride of your life
textured condoms ~ why have rubber when you can have silk?
Safeway's condoms ~ lightening the load
Abbey National condoms ~ because life is complicated enough
Coca-cola condoms ~ the real thing
Duracell condoms ~ you can just keep going and going
Burger King ~ home off the whopper
FCUK condoms ~ FCUK all night but use protection
Muller light condoms ~ so much pleasure but where’s the pain?
Flash condoms ~ just sit back relax and let Flash do all the hard work
Halfords condoms ~ we go the extra mile
Andrex condoms ~ soft strong and very long
Ronseal condoms ~ does exactly what it says on the packet
PC world's condoms ~ we're with u every step of the way
Halifax condoms ~ who gives you extra?
Cadburys condoms ~ give into your happiness
Red Bull condoms ~ gives u wings
Cadburys creme egg flavoured condoms ~ how do u eat yours?
Craig David flavoured condoms ~ wots ur flava?
Heinz salad cream ~ its all goin on!
Sure crystal condoms ~ unbeatable against white marks
Lynx condoms ~ because you never know when
Gillete condoms ~ the best a man can get 6月12日 Be proud to be British (Even tho Britain sux)
Dont copy me get ur own ideas Only In Britain: Can a pizza get to your house faster than an Ambulance Only In Britain: Do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healty people can buy their cigarrettes at the front Only In Britain: Do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke Only In Britain: Do banks leave both doors open and chain pens to the counters Only In Britain: Do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage Only In Britain: Do we have answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we wont miss a call from someone we didnt want to talk to in the first place Only In Britain: Are there disabled parking spaces in front of a skating rink NOT TO MENTION... 3 BRITS DIE EACH YEAR IF TESTING A 9v BATTERY WORKS ON THEIR TONGUE 142 BRITS WERE INJURED IN 1999 BY NOT REMOVING ALL PINS FROM NEW SHIRTS 58 BRITS ARE INJURED EACH YEAR FROM USING KNIVES INSTEAD OF SCREWDRIVERS 31 BRITS HAVE DIED SINCE 1996 FROM WATERING THEIR CHRISTMAS TREES WHILE THE FAIRY LIGHTS WERE PLUGGED IN 19 BRITS HAVE DIED IN THE LAST 3 YEARS BELIEVING THAT CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS WERE CHOCOLATE BRITISH HOSPITALS REPORTED 4 BROKEN ARMS IN CRACKER PULLING ACCIDENTS LAST YEAR
A year has 365 days for you to study.
After taking away 52 Sundays, there are
only 313 days left.
There are 50 days in the summer that is
way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left.
We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that
counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days.
If we fooled around for only 1 hour a
day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days.
We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30
days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year.
We spend 1 hour a day speaking to
friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days.
Exams and tests take up at least 35
days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days.
Taking off approximately 40 days of
holidays, you are only left with 6 days.
Say you are sick for a minimum of 3
days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study!
Let's say you only go out for 2 days!
You are left with 1 day!
But that 1 day is your birthday...
so...
GOOD LUCK to everyone on your exams.
6月10日 Did you know...
it's near impossible to lick your elbow Coca Cola was originally green The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language 3 out of 4 people who read this will try to lick their elbow In 1879, a mail service in Belgium employed 37 cats to carry bundles of letters to villages around the town of Liege, this experiment was shorted-lived as the cats proved thoroughly undisciplined. Just plain weird...even by my standards Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle; if the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; if the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes. Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite In York, it is perfectly legal to shoot a Scotsman with a bow and arrow (except on Sundays) "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand The sentence "the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter in the English language 1 in every 200 people are a psychopath and they look just like everyone else...... On average,100 people choke to death on ball-point pens every year Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people Butterflies taste with their feet On average, people fear spiders more than they do death Elephants are the only animals that cant jump The electric chair was invented by a dentist - i always knew they were evil! All polar bears are left-handed It is physically impossible for pigs to look up at the sky Wow! A company in Taiwan makes dinnerware out of wheat, so you can eat your plate Recycling one glass jar saves enough energy to watch T.V for 3 hours Ten percent of the Russian government's income comes from the sale of vodka
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